Boys and their, uhhh... Toys. Yeah. Toys.

What is it with boys that, once they find that ol' penis, it becomes the most interesting (and hey! It's portable!) toy they've ever had? Alec, for the longest time would to anything to get his to stand straight up. The (very) short list includes (all of these are when either getting ready for bath time or actually being in the tub):
-laying prone on the floor and then raising his hips off the floor so the little bugger would kinda stick to the floor for a moment before popping off.
-sticking it to the side of the bathtub and then sloooooowly pulling it away.
-holding it under the running faucet water.

Until now, Ryan has mostly left his alone. But now (cue the chorus) he's found it! And it's his bestest friend. The other day I was in the bathroom with him while he was going potty and he used his penis as a puppet to talk to me. There's something a little disconcerting about seeing your son holding on to his penis with his fingers, wagging it around and making it say, "Hi Mom! How are you today?" That's just weird. Funny, but weird. And I know that, being three and all, they don't put the stigma on their genitals that adults do, but still. I tell them that their pee-pees are just for them and they shouldn't show them to other people, but I'm holding my breath, just waiting for that call from preschool when I hear about Ryan's puppet show.

Wheeeeee!