But wait! There's MORE!

Do you follow celebrities and their every move? Are you addicted to the E! channel? Do you get your news from the National Enquirer? Fess up, you know I'm talking about you, so I ask you this question. How much would you pay for a piece of fame? What's it worth to own something that someone famous used to have, say, like their snot?

I'm serious. Famous snot is up for grabs on Ebay. Scarlett Johanson's snot, to be exact. Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself. But it's not just ordinary snot, no! It's signed snot, and it can be yours, my friend for (please hold while I check the current going price) $2,151.00. I know that sounds expensive for nasal mucous, but keep in mind it's free shipping. And you could probably still get it in time for Christmas.